Ang Question

ANAK: Tay! Ako lang naka-answer sa question
ng titser ko kanina!

TATAY: Very gud! Ano ang question anak?

ANAK: Sino daw ang di nakaintindi?


:)

Akala mo...

May mga tao na
di mo maintindihan

Akala mo pasaway,
mabait pala...

Akala mo walang paki,
nag-cacare pala...

Iniisip mo rude,
sweet pala...

Parang IKAW noh?
pero AKO PALA! :)

An Ideal Guy...

An IDEAL GUY
doesn't have bad vices...

doesn't engage in one night stands,

doesn't make promises he can't keep,

doesn't flirt and lie,

In short...

HE DOESN'T EXIST!

WALANG GANON!

LALAKE PA!

Five Fingers of Prayer

Five Fingers of Prayer

1. Your Thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.

2. Pointing Finger: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.

3. Tallest Finger: pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.

4. Ring Finger: weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in need.

5. Little Finger: the smallest to remind you to pray for yourself.

Easy Healthy Remedies

Health Tips Based on Research:

Headache - Eat Fish

Fever - Yogurt

Prevent Stroke - Tea

Insomnia - Honey

Asthma - Onions

Arthritis - Fish

Upset Stomach - Banana and Ginger

Bladder Infixation - Cranberry Juice

Bone Problem - Pineapple

Pre-menstrual Syndrome - Cornflakes

Memory Problem - Oyster

Colds - Garlic

Cough - Red Pepper

BROKEN HEART? ....



SLEEP!