ANAK: Tay! Ako lang naka-answer sa question
ng titser ko kanina!
TATAY: Very gud! Ano ang question anak?
ANAK: Sino daw ang di nakaintindi?
:)
ng titser ko kanina!
TATAY: Very gud! Ano ang question anak?
ANAK: Sino daw ang di nakaintindi?
:)
May mga tao na
di mo maintindihan
Akala mo pasaway,
mabait pala...
Akala mo walang paki,
nag-cacare pala...
Iniisip mo rude,
sweet pala...
Parang IKAW noh?
pero AKO PALA! :)
di mo maintindihan
Akala mo pasaway,
mabait pala...
Akala mo walang paki,
nag-cacare pala...
Iniisip mo rude,
sweet pala...
Parang IKAW noh?
pero AKO PALA! :)
An IDEAL GUY
doesn't have bad vices...
doesn't engage in one night stands,
doesn't make promises he can't keep,
doesn't flirt and lie,
In short...
HE DOESN'T EXIST!
WALANG GANON!
LALAKE PA!
doesn't have bad vices...
doesn't engage in one night stands,
doesn't make promises he can't keep,
doesn't flirt and lie,
In short...
HE DOESN'T EXIST!
WALANG GANON!
LALAKE PA!
Five Fingers of Prayer
1. Your Thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing Finger: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.
3. Tallest Finger: pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.
4. Ring Finger: weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in need.
5. Little Finger: the smallest to remind you to pray for yourself.
1. Your Thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing Finger: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.
3. Tallest Finger: pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.
4. Ring Finger: weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in need.
5. Little Finger: the smallest to remind you to pray for yourself.
Health Tips Based on Research:
Headache - Eat Fish
Fever - Yogurt
Prevent Stroke - Tea
Insomnia - Honey
Asthma - Onions
Arthritis - Fish
Upset Stomach - Banana and Ginger
Bladder Infixation - Cranberry Juice
Bone Problem - Pineapple
Pre-menstrual Syndrome - Cornflakes
Memory Problem - Oyster
Colds - Garlic
Cough - Red Pepper
BROKEN HEART? ....
SLEEP!
Headache - Eat Fish
Fever - Yogurt
Prevent Stroke - Tea
Insomnia - Honey
Asthma - Onions
Arthritis - Fish
Upset Stomach - Banana and Ginger
Bladder Infixation - Cranberry Juice
Bone Problem - Pineapple
Pre-menstrual Syndrome - Cornflakes
Memory Problem - Oyster
Colds - Garlic
Cough - Red Pepper
BROKEN HEART? ....
SLEEP!
