Mental Attitude

"Nothing can stop
d man wid
d right
mental attitude
from achieving his goal;


nothing on earth
can help d man
wid the wrong
mental attitude."

- Thomas Jefferson

Letter to Love

Dear Love,

Pipol say dat dey cnt
liv w/o u...

I prsonally think,
I'm more important.


Sincerely,
Oxygen

Pagmamahal at Pangalan

Ang PAGMAMAHAL ko sa'yo
ay parang PANGALAN ko
...
...
...
bukod s d ko kyang klimutan
dala ko hanggang
KAMATAYAN.

Ang Dalaw

Mis k n nmin...
Dalaw k nman...


Kung ayaw mo,
kami n lng dadalaw.


Love,
Lolo (1917-2000)
and
Lola (1920-2002)

Pambasted Lines (Part 1)

Yelo k b?

...Srap mo kc ihmpas s pader!




Pnaglihi k b s kape?
Bkt? Coz i kip u up ol nyt?

Hindi! Ang itim mo kc!!!




Blak mo b mg-pulitiko?

Saksakan k kc ng

SINUNGALING!!!

Vice Ganda at Holdaper

Holdaper (H): Holdap 'to!

Vice Ganda (VG): And so? Walang nagtatanong.

H: Sabing holdap 'to eh!!!

VG: So dapat pinagsisigawan?

H: Holdap nga 'to!!! Holdap! HOLDAAAAP!!!

VG: Paulit-ulit? Unli ka?

H: Di ka tatahimik? Papatayin kita!

VG: Ano 'to lokohan? Kala ko holdap tapos patayan na? 2-in-1? Kape?

H: Arrrrgh! Bahala ka! Aalis na ko!

VG: Sensitive? Nagwo-walk-out?

:))

Don't Give Up

F Howard Schultz gve up
aftr bein turned dwn
by banks 242x,
der wud be no
STARBUCKS.


F Walt Disney quit 2 soon
aftr hs theme park
ws trashd 302x,
der wud b no
DISNEYLAND.


F Thomas Edison,
aftr 9,999 failures,
threw hs hands and gve up,
der wud b no
ELECTRICITY.

And, f JK Rowling
stopped aftr bein turnd down
by multiple publishers 4 2yrs...
der wud b no
HARRY POTTER.

One thing s 4 sure...
F u gve up 2 soon,
u'll nver knw wat u'll b
missin out of lyf.
So, kip tryin...

Ang Kakalimutan at Tatandaan

Mhirap kung nkalimutan mo
ang dpat mong tndaan...



pero ms mhirap
kung plagi mong
ntatandaan ang
dpat mong klimutan.

Crazy Translation

F i go crazy, s it ok
wid U?




Translation:


kung ako mabubuang...
...
...
...
pwede sa'yo? ;-)

Determination

F things r meant to be,
dey wil surely happen...




F dey r not,
hmmm...



let's force them to happen.


Dat's wat we col
DETERMINATION.

Ang Question

ANAK: Tay! Ako lang naka-answer sa question
ng titser ko kanina!

TATAY: Very gud! Ano ang question anak?

ANAK: Sino daw ang di nakaintindi?


:)

Akala mo...

May mga tao na
di mo maintindihan

Akala mo pasaway,
mabait pala...

Akala mo walang paki,
nag-cacare pala...

Iniisip mo rude,
sweet pala...

Parang IKAW noh?
pero AKO PALA! :)

An Ideal Guy...

An IDEAL GUY
doesn't have bad vices...

doesn't engage in one night stands,

doesn't make promises he can't keep,

doesn't flirt and lie,

In short...

HE DOESN'T EXIST!

WALANG GANON!

LALAKE PA!

Five Fingers of Prayer

Five Fingers of Prayer

1. Your Thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.

2. Pointing Finger: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.

3. Tallest Finger: pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.

4. Ring Finger: weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in need.

5. Little Finger: the smallest to remind you to pray for yourself.

Easy Healthy Remedies

Health Tips Based on Research:

Headache - Eat Fish

Fever - Yogurt

Prevent Stroke - Tea

Insomnia - Honey

Asthma - Onions

Arthritis - Fish

Upset Stomach - Banana and Ginger

Bladder Infixation - Cranberry Juice

Bone Problem - Pineapple

Pre-menstrual Syndrome - Cornflakes

Memory Problem - Oyster

Colds - Garlic

Cough - Red Pepper

BROKEN HEART? ....



SLEEP!

Love isn't FOREVER

Love isn't FOREVER

Forever is a LIE...

And if Love
comes your way
you'll never know
when it'll end or die...

But Love has a rhyme
and always has its time

Love is just between
"I love you" and "Goodbye".

True Friends are like Mornings

True friends are like mornings
You can't have them the whole day

But you can be sure
That they will be there...

When you wake up

Tomorrow

Next Year

And FOREVER...

Pinoy Pick-up Lines (Part 1)

Pamatay na Pick-up Lines...


1. Geometry ba favorite subject mo?
- Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.

2. Alam mo ba scientist ako?
- At IKAW ang LAB ko.

3. Ano height mo?
- Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

4. Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles...
- Kasi umaga palang nabuo mo na araw ko.

5. Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop...
- BAGAY TAYO!

6. Bangin ka ba?
- Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.

7. I'm a bee...
- Can you be my HONEY?

8. May license ka ba?
- Coz you are driving me crazy.

9. Athlete ka ba?
- Kanina ka pa kasi tumatakbo sa isip ko.

10. I'll report you to the police...
- Ninakaw mo ang puso ko.

When we get married...

Girl: If we get married, stop smoking

Boy: Okie.

Girl: Drinking too.

Boy: Okie.

Girl: And goin' to the club at night.

Boy: Yes.

Girl: What else can you stop?

Boy: Idea of marrying you, I guess.

A prayer...

A prayer can go
where I can't go.

Thru prayer,
I can be with whom I care
without being there

I may not
see you everyday

But I'm sure
you're okey

Coz that's what
I always pray. :)