Pambasted Lines (Part 1)

Yelo k b?

...Srap mo kc ihmpas s pader!




Pnaglihi k b s kape?
Bkt? Coz i kip u up ol nyt?

Hindi! Ang itim mo kc!!!




Blak mo b mg-pulitiko?

Saksakan k kc ng

SINUNGALING!!!

Vice Ganda at Holdaper

Holdaper (H): Holdap 'to!

Vice Ganda (VG): And so? Walang nagtatanong.

H: Sabing holdap 'to eh!!!

VG: So dapat pinagsisigawan?

H: Holdap nga 'to!!! Holdap! HOLDAAAAP!!!

VG: Paulit-ulit? Unli ka?

H: Di ka tatahimik? Papatayin kita!

VG: Ano 'to lokohan? Kala ko holdap tapos patayan na? 2-in-1? Kape?

H: Arrrrgh! Bahala ka! Aalis na ko!

VG: Sensitive? Nagwo-walk-out?

:))

Don't Give Up

F Howard Schultz gve up
aftr bein turned dwn
by banks 242x,
der wud be no
STARBUCKS.


F Walt Disney quit 2 soon
aftr hs theme park
ws trashd 302x,
der wud b no
DISNEYLAND.


F Thomas Edison,
aftr 9,999 failures,
threw hs hands and gve up,
der wud b no
ELECTRICITY.

And, f JK Rowling
stopped aftr bein turnd down
by multiple publishers 4 2yrs...
der wud b no
HARRY POTTER.

One thing s 4 sure...
F u gve up 2 soon,
u'll nver knw wat u'll b
missin out of lyf.
So, kip tryin...

Ang Kakalimutan at Tatandaan

Mhirap kung nkalimutan mo
ang dpat mong tndaan...



pero ms mhirap
kung plagi mong
ntatandaan ang
dpat mong klimutan.

Crazy Translation

F i go crazy, s it ok
wid U?




Translation:


kung ako mabubuang...
...
...
...
pwede sa'yo? ;-)

Determination

F things r meant to be,
dey wil surely happen...




F dey r not,
hmmm...



let's force them to happen.


Dat's wat we col
DETERMINATION.