Ang Question

ANAK: Tay! Ako lang naka-answer sa question
ng titser ko kanina!

TATAY: Very gud! Ano ang question anak?

ANAK: Sino daw ang di nakaintindi?


:)

Akala mo...

May mga tao na
di mo maintindihan

Akala mo pasaway,
mabait pala...

Akala mo walang paki,
nag-cacare pala...

Iniisip mo rude,
sweet pala...

Parang IKAW noh?
pero AKO PALA! :)

An Ideal Guy...

An IDEAL GUY
doesn't have bad vices...

doesn't engage in one night stands,

doesn't make promises he can't keep,

doesn't flirt and lie,

In short...

HE DOESN'T EXIST!

WALANG GANON!

LALAKE PA!

Five Fingers of Prayer

Five Fingers of Prayer

1. Your Thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you.

2. Pointing Finger: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal.

3. Tallest Finger: pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance.

4. Ring Finger: weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in need.

5. Little Finger: the smallest to remind you to pray for yourself.

Easy Healthy Remedies

Health Tips Based on Research:

Headache - Eat Fish

Fever - Yogurt

Prevent Stroke - Tea

Insomnia - Honey

Asthma - Onions

Arthritis - Fish

Upset Stomach - Banana and Ginger

Bladder Infixation - Cranberry Juice

Bone Problem - Pineapple

Pre-menstrual Syndrome - Cornflakes

Memory Problem - Oyster

Colds - Garlic

Cough - Red Pepper

BROKEN HEART? ....



SLEEP!

Love isn't FOREVER

Love isn't FOREVER

Forever is a LIE...

And if Love
comes your way
you'll never know
when it'll end or die...

But Love has a rhyme
and always has its time

Love is just between
"I love you" and "Goodbye".

True Friends are like Mornings

True friends are like mornings
You can't have them the whole day

But you can be sure
That they will be there...

When you wake up

Tomorrow

Next Year

And FOREVER...

Pinoy Pick-up Lines (Part 1)

Pamatay na Pick-up Lines...


1. Geometry ba favorite subject mo?
- Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.

2. Alam mo ba scientist ako?
- At IKAW ang LAB ko.

3. Ano height mo?
- Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

4. Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles...
- Kasi umaga palang nabuo mo na araw ko.

5. Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop...
- BAGAY TAYO!

6. Bangin ka ba?
- Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.

7. I'm a bee...
- Can you be my HONEY?

8. May license ka ba?
- Coz you are driving me crazy.

9. Athlete ka ba?
- Kanina ka pa kasi tumatakbo sa isip ko.

10. I'll report you to the police...
- Ninakaw mo ang puso ko.

When we get married...

Girl: If we get married, stop smoking

Boy: Okie.

Girl: Drinking too.

Boy: Okie.

Girl: And goin' to the club at night.

Boy: Yes.

Girl: What else can you stop?

Boy: Idea of marrying you, I guess.